Yeah yeah, this hermit sometimes does stuff. Sometimes.
If you're ever there, tip my girl Toni a lot - she'll entertain you. I promise.
As the night was dying down and the other customers left, we meandered to the back room and saw that they had random board games beside the fireplace.
One of 'em I had never heard of, called Would You Rather?
Not to say we actually played the damn game, but we took out the cards and gave it a go. I don't know if any of you monkeys have ever played this, but it's nuts. Sheer batshit-ery.
The first question was something like: Would you rather have an innie bellybutton that was 7 inches wide, or an outtie that was 3 ft long?
That was the most normal one.
Another: Would you rather have candy corn teeth or aluminum foil skin?
And this is what you look like after enough of those questions. Like I said. batshit crazy.
Especially after: Would you rather bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head or get a paper cut on your eyeball?
And: Would you rather bite the head off a live gopher or thoroughly lick a cat's butt?
So... of all of this, what would you rather?
I'd rather drink beer. Likely while re-attempting this game.
In other news, Daisy is now taking guitar classes. We're all quite proud of her.
Have a good weekend, hosers!