Monday, February 13, 2012

I Once Was Open & One With A Travelling Heart

So tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

Half of you love it. Half of you hate it. As a single chick, I'm fairly indifferent to it. I am in love with love in general, and always thought it was nice to have a day to be with those you cared most for. For me, there was nothing better... even if love is pretty darn blind.

That said, I haven't "celebrated" that much for the big V-Day since maybe 2008.

If I were currently in a serious relationship instead of constantly testing the waters, who knows if I'd feel any different about the day. I'm not quite sure of anything, in that respect.

As it stands, we all know who I love most anyway:


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But hey - I love you guys, too. So here's a giveaway for you folks.

La Crème Cow is a new line of spreadable cheese that comes in three flavours: Original, Light, and Parmesan and Peppercorn. They're tasty and easy for people like me who don't wanna put too much work into my snacks. I may or may not have jumped up & down in a giddy manner when I received these. Yes, they're that good.


They've put together a prize pack worth $100, featuring a massive amount of coupons for these cheeses (all three flavours), crackers, glasses, and a lot of other utensils & fun cheese-related items.


To win, all ya have to do is leave a comment with the cheesiest pick-up line you've ever heard. Or, go 'like' Shambled Ramblings on Facebook and leave me a cheesy pick-up line there. Embrace the cheese. You know I do.

Good luck. And Happy Valentine's Day from me, the chien, and all of my secret boyfriends.


Kisses and 10-second hugs,

Yer Bitch.

41 comments:

Bill said...

Are you from Tennessee? You're the only ten I see

Anonymous said...

can i win a date with you?

love,

your secret admirer

jamie k

Shmig said...

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Kris said...

Jamie! It's a secret!

Mister Fix said...

Hmm... A cheesy pickup line, eh? ;)

Well, here I am! What were your other two wishes? :D

Dave said...

It would be so gouda to take you on a date. CHEESE!

Kris said...

Should've done a contest like this long ago... these answers are gold, Jerry, GOLD.

Bill said...

If you were a booger you'd be the first one I'd pick.

Kris said...

I sincerely hope that never works on any chick.

Dr. Ruthie Westhamilton said...

Zo ven vas zee last time you had zee boom-boom?

Dr. Ziggy Foydianslip said...

zoom yes zat ees a very gut question!

Anonymous said...

do you work for UPS? Because I swear that I saw you checking out my package

Cheeseball said...

Hello I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart

Dil Dough and Vy Braytor said...

We will always be ready to turn you on!

Kris said...

Oh, hello again.

Anonymous said...

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

Kris said...

If you're anonymous, how ya gonna win?

vilmark said...

fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Hilda.

TJ said...

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

Colleen at Forty Something Bride said...

"Nice tits!"

Yeah, seriously, like that was going to work. I mean I had a response, and it wasn't complimentary and did involve a part of the male anatomy...I am rather large busted, and during my university days, weekends at the pub could involve some interesting late night pick up attempts, but that one was the most endearing NOT!

Kris said...

Not to mention clever... gosh, how ever did you resist him? ;)

TJ said...

We're going for cheese here, right? Not vulgar and depreciative.
Shit, I like cheese. I want to win cheese.

PatZ said...

In the spirit of the prize at hand:

"I'll squeeze your teats for an udderly good time."

Contest over. Please don't send it UPS.

Vladimir Poutine said...

I gotcho' Big Mac right here. Special sauce on them buns???

Kris said...

Hahahahaha!

Nick said...

Man, God was showing off when he made you, wasn't he?

Nick said...

I know there's a 0.002% I'll get hit by a car today, but there's a 100% chance you've stolen my heart.

Kris said...

...and here I thought I'd heard 'em all before.

Dave said...

"So what do ya say? Wanna love me? Or Raymond, like everybody else?"


Happy Valentines Day beautiful!

Dave

Beaker said...

The gif of you and Daisy is so cute. Happy Valentines, pretty lady. Hope you find love! ;)

Anonymous said...

Sorry Beaker, but the last pic just made my day. Nothing against the doggie. Got get 'em, Kris. You're a rockstar.

Kris said...

I'm guessing everyone is being so darn nice to me cuz it's Valentine's day, but hell... thanks guys!

Nick said...

If this was the 90s:

"Do you like going to movies?" "...because you're a 20th century fox!"

nowever said...

Are you busy tonight.. at 3:00 a.m.?

Morgan said...

I once had a guy say "do you have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her when I found the woman of my dreams" It was quite a few years ago, you know, when payphones only cost 25 cents.

Kris said...

Gems, all of 'em!

Kris said...

The winner was announced on Tuesday, and the prize pack went to Dave Fix! Congraaaats, Dave!

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Allison Williams said...

"So what do ya say? Wanna love me? Or Raymond, like everybody else?" Happy Valentines Day beautiful! Dave

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