Anyone who knows me is well aware of the fact that I know nothing about football. Nothing. And on Sundays, when people are all over Twitter about the games, I pretend they're talking about Carebears. So football has now become Carebears episodes to me.
With that said - Carebears countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
Dear Kris... The Superbowl was on Sunday. As a girl--albeit it a dude's girl... do you really like watching it? What did you REALLY do during the Superbowl?
The only time I've ever really watched it was during Superbowl parties. Other than the football aspect of 'em, Superbowl parties have my favourite things: Beers, dudes, food, and gluttony. So, no. I didn't watch it (other than the halftime show which I will refrain from talking about on here. I don't want Madonna fans & haters to start interweb-punching each other, blogstylez).
I got some work done. Watched some crappy TV. Contemplated life, and had deep conversations with Daisy about why I call her "Chubby Puppy". The usual.
If you were a cheerleader at the Superbowl, what would your cheer be?
"Yay! Wayta... do...football-y stuff. Now go smack that dude on the butt! Yay!" and then, obviously, the Carebears countdown.
And a few of my old baseball cheers. At least I understand baseball.
AND: given that cheerleaders outfits seem to be getting smaller and smaller.. what would your cheerleading outfit look like?
A neon green snowsuit. However, if that were frowned upon, please see my theme song video below for costume reference: