But after a bit of digging today, I see that I'm friggin' wrong. Shit hasn't changed too drastically... hell, neither have I.
|2012 Kris. Kind of a dick.|
"oooo, it's official.....the blonde has seeped into my brain, and I'm now a complete idiot. (I know what you're thinking 'You're only realizing this NOW?!") Yes, it's true.... Last night I went onto my porch to see what the weather was like. It's a very simple task that involves opening two doors, stepping outside, stepping back in and closing these doors. A retarded monkey could do it. I, apparently, could not. As I came back inside, I slammed the sliding door (the last step in this very difficult process). Aaannnddd, I slammed it on my thumb. Screamed bloody murder, I did.
I now have a beautiful blue & purple thumb that will not stop hurting. The bastard throbs, and it's very hard to do anything without that thumb. Moral of the story: Be nice to your thumbs. You'll miss them when they are gone."
Fantastic. I haven't evolved whatsoever. And I still injure myself daily.
|2004 (2003?) Kris on the right. Awkward and likely bruised.|
This li'l ditty from MySpace in 2006 shows that Emo Kris was alive and well:
"I've decided that I hate everything. I want to move away to a place where I don't know anyone, and there's no goddamn drama. No more guys that hurt me over and over, and no more two-faced "friends". I'm so tired of bullshit. When does it get better? Oh, right... it doesn't."
Such positivity and zest for life. Surely she'll become something great, right? ....Right?!
|2006 Kris. Blonde and emo. Blemo, if you will.|
Have a great long weekend, hosers!