Thursday, October 11, 2012

Got My Indignation, But I'm Pure In All My Thoughts

I want a sidekick. That's a normal thing, right?

And before you dog-people get on my ass, yes... Daisy is my sidekick. But sometimes human sidekicks are needed. Opposable thumbs are handy. As is the ability to speak.

I want one for day-to-day stuff. Events, meetings, errands.  Someone to bounce ideas off of, who can tell me "Kris... you need another coffee before you say anything stupid. Again.".

And for those days when I have to fight crime, every superhero needs a sidekick.

I want a Salt to my Pepa,  a Barney to my Fred, a Spock to my Kirk, a set of hair extensions to a Kardashian.

And who doesn't want a Cameron to their Ferris Bueller?

But I don't have a human sidekick. So until I do, this chick will just have to suffice.

She's the Page to my Plant, after all.

Ah hell, I'll just hire an assistant. Problem solved.


Leah McNulty said...

I volunteered to be your PA years ago. It's unfortunate that you can't afford to keep me in Walmart apparel and KD like I'm accustomed to. It's a shame...I'm a pretty good cook too.

Kris Goetz said...

Move to Toronto! Be my sidekick... I'll feed you candy.

patzaph said...

I shotgun side-kick from afar. Boom. Done.

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