I'm stubborn. So I found ways around it.
|Whatcha got? Mixing bowls! And whatcha gonna do? Mix stuff!|
Most people likely think banana bread is a pretty healthy option in the "cake" department. And compared to some, it can be. But just because there's bananas in it, doesn't mean it's good for you. Hell no. It should be called "Sugar & Butter Bread - Now With Bananas"!
|I now know that the crack in the bread is good. The internet told me so.|
Here's the recipe. Play around with it, you likely won't screw it up.
|I'll never be a hand model. But I'll model bread.|
Then there's the brownies.
I've always been skeptical of fake brownies. But I once made them out of dates, walnuts and cocoa powder and they were awesome, so I gave my sister's recipe a shot - brownies made with black beans. No flour, and you can use even healthier substitutes than the recipes calls for, if you're so inclined.
And I was.
|Steph's photos make mine look like a toddler took them.|
Here's the recipe, from my personal food guru sister.
To make them a bit healthier, I swapped half of the already small amount of butter for coconut oil, and half of the sugar for coconut sugar, which has a lower glycemic index than regular sugar. I also opted not to include walnuts because, well... I had none. That's a pretty good reason.
Yes, that says balls.
I dunno what to call them, I don't even think they're actual "things". I came across this on Pinterest, and - though it had literally no instructions at all- decided to throw them together and see how they were. Check out the "recipe" here. (In quotations because it isn't so much a recipe as a list of words thrown together and bolded.)
Turns out, these are great. Healthy, filling, easy. And the chocolate chips make you feel less like you've given up on all things delicious.You can use a lot of different ingredients, whatever you have laying around. I added unsweetened dessicated coconut that I had on-hand, as well as chia seeds. Throw everything in a mixing bowl, mix it (as the aforementioned bowl title suggests), then shape 'em into balls. Put them in the fridge, and you're done.
Balls. Your very own balls.
The last thing I'd like to share is my sister's recipe for granola - I've become sadly addicted to it and make a big batch every week.
Unfortunately, she hasn't yet posted the recipe on her blog. So you'll just have to keep checking back for that one. You want it. Trust me.
And with that, The Culinary Idiot is now friggin' hungry and must go raid her kitchen for banana bread, fake brownies, nutbar balls and granola.
Damn, I love food.